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What would your red button get you?

If you had a red button on your desk that you could program to call for anything you wanted, what would it be (food, drink, a person, an action, etc)?


I think mine might be programmed to get me a nice soy chai. Or maybe an ice cream sandwich. Or could it be a different thing depending on the time of day? Chai in the am, ice cream sandwich in the pm?

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