I found this on a link from Facebook.

SERIOUSLY KINJA! I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!

These excerpts seem perfect for our crowd.

Game of Thrones: You are extremely emotional, and Facebook needs to know about it.

Archer: You’re an asshole. But a really funny asshole.

The Office: You want to fall in love and get married, and you don’t care who knows it.

Arrested Development: You could never date someone who didn’t love “Arrested Development” (minus the fourth season).

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Veronica Mars: You’ve had a hard life, but it’s only made you stronger.

True Blood: You’re real kinky, and totally open about it.

Scandal: You’re a workaholic who seriously needs to get laid.

Grey’s Anatomy: You’re going to have sex in an elevator and regret it.

The Newsroom: You’re a questionably good person, and you’re kind of annoying.

The Mindy Project: You’re so single it hurts.

How I Met Your Mother: You have a cheesy catchphrase for every occasion.

Parks and Recreation: You’re clever, but not as clever as you think you are.

30 Rock: You want a partner who can beat you at Trivial Pursuit.

Happy Endings: You’ve taken at least 1 improv class.

New Girl: If you’re a girl, you want to be Zooey Deschanel. If you’re a guy, you’re in love with Zooey Deschanel.

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Homeland: You’re a woman who thinks you’re incredibly good at your job, but no one else appreciates it.

Cougar Town: You have a tight group of friends who love to judge people. Also, you have a drinking problem.

Girls: You’re a 24-year-old woman or a 54-year-old man.

Friday Night Lights: You sometimes think about quitting your job to become a marriage counselor.

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Sherlock: During the date, you’ll mention Benedict Cumberbatch no less than three times.

Elementary: You haven’t seen “Sherlock” but you’ve heard it’s good.

American Horror Story: You still have issues with your mother.

Colbert Report: You can quote at least one line from a Christopher Guest movie.

Downton Abbey: If you’re a woman, you’re extremely sentimental. If you’re a guy, you’re trying to convince your date that you’re extremely sentimental.

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And since we're helpers here at GroupThink, I've compiled many of our suggestions for shows that went unlisted. Keep posting in the comments and I'll keep updating!

Psych: You think dating is nice, but besties are for life (FridayFriday)
Person of Interest: You’re very paranoid, but on the plus side you actually are always under surveillance, so you’re not crazy (Darklighter/umataro42)
Curb Your Enthusiasm: Everyone else is an asshole but you, but nobody will listen (Wax-tadpole)
The Venture Bros: Nobody ever gets your quotes and think you’re kind of weird (Iusedtobethatweirdgirl)

Fixed Firefly: Your last good relationship was over 5 years ago but you're still bitter that it ended prematurely (peachywithasideofkeen)

Fixed Doctor Who: You haven't come to terms with the mundanity of adulthood (NightcheeseNightman)