ETA: some very slight clarification of my sleepless-ness fueled commentary

Lol Sam just rollin around on the floor sniffing shit in front of the police officer who has no idea what the hell he's doing.

Oh god Hoyt is in a hate group. SHOW, YOU ARE THE WORST.

Some vampire shit is going on again. I was so distracted being upset about Hoyt I forgot to pay attention. Now I am paying attention and I still don't get what is going on. But Eric is having none of it.

Werewolves blah blah blah. That puppeh girl is super cute though.

ARLENE'S WEDDING VIDEO WITH HOYT AND JESSICA MY HEART BREAK 5EVA

AND THEN LALA AND JESUS

I HATE THIS SHOW

Do I hate Sam slightly less now? Maybe? I don't know.

I would be so pissed if I had magic powers and found out I could not recharge my mana. SOOKIE YOU'RE THE WORST

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There's some steampunk assholes in Fangtasia

YOU TELL YOUR MAMA TARA.

I hate all these asshole vampires so much. I DON'T CARE BOUT ANY OF YOU AND I HAVE HEARD "LILITH" SO MANY FUCKING TIMES IN THE PAST 2 EPISODES I NEVER WANT TO HEAR IT AGAIN.

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Srsly what's up with the guy with the face tho.

Aaaaaaand they're all high. On the Lilith blods.

TARA SPEEDHUG PAM

OMFG HE SEWED LALA'S MOUTH SHUT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK THIS IS SO NOT OKAY

GO LADY KILL THAT PSYCHO FUCK

"Cause suicide is for Muslims. And you're better than that!" REALLY??? Goddamn.

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JASON IS AN ASSHOLE.

Soooooooo the high vamp crew all just slaughtered a bunch of people... ok....

For an ancient-tymes Ladye that is some neatly trimmed bush.

YOU TELL EM GODRIC GHOST

WHY DOES EVERYONE TURN INTO SAM ALL THE TIME

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Ok full disclosure I fell asleep for a bit I'VE BEEN UP SINCE 3 AM OK. I really tried not to cause it seemed like there was a lot going on. There was an awful lot of screaming and then WHAT THE FUCK HOYT HAD JESS FUCKING CHAINED UP IN SILVER WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS THE WORST SHIT. I HATE EVERYTHING.

I'm really not enjoying seeing people treat Tara like shit all the time and Pam tell her to just take it. Not at all.

just STOP SAYING LILITH IT DOESN'T EVEN SOUND LIKE A WORD ANYMORE

Is Sam gonna make out with himself now cause that might just be too much for me. OH good.

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"You don't know me that well. My mad face and my happy face are the same." lol that's... better? idek if people being chained up in a basement can be called an improvement over anything.

Oh yeah and this werewolf is hunting people now or some shit.

So now Sookah's seeing a phantom vampire that kinda looks like:

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What is Bill scheming or whatever now I can't even bring myself to care.

Elliot Smith... does not seem to fit this show.

Gretchen-Q what is ur plan naaaaaah I don't care.

"Creepy spirit thing! Why you in Sookie bathroom." aaaaaahahahahhaa

Oh good they're calling the hate group The Obamas. T_T

LUNA FINALLY CALLED SAM ON BEING SEXIST THAT WAS 5 SEASONS OVERDUE

Oh Beel. I'm not really buying your religious crisis, like at all.

"DEAD FOLK. Why y'all gotta be so cryptic. It ain't cute."

Dearborn is the hate group dude?! uncool.

Shifting into a fly seems like a good way to get yourself swatted and killed.

ARLENE SHOOT THAT ASSHOLE IN THE HEEAAAD

And I guess that's all you have to do to be uncursed. :/

oh god we're back to the stupid religion arguing vampires again. SNORE

Oh good the new Sheriff is the lead singer from the Cure.

Goddammit Bill THEY WERE ABOUT TO GET OUT OF THIS BORING-ASS COMPOUND AND YOU HAD TO GO ALL PSYCHO I DO NOT BELIEVE YOU ARE THIS MUCH OF AN IDIOT. ARRGHHH

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Hoyt ;_; EY CREY 5EVA AND EVAAA.

"Made Again" LOLOL SO CLEVER /puke

Yeaaahhhhh Jess is NOT gonna stand for this bible study shit. NOPE

LOL TARA FUCKIN SHIT UP ALRIGHT! Goodbye Cure man.

ok so like, is that Russel's old timey accent now? k.

The constant delayed fang retraction gag is getting old.

I also hate the fairy music. I HAVE BECOME SO JADED ABOUT ALL OF THIS.

Sookah you were sold to Rumplestiltskin SORRY

BEEL WHAT EVEN ARE YOU. The biggest asshole with no allegiances and no loyalties and no cares for anyone and so spineless you can be effortlessly swayed to any government or religious organization that offers you a little bit of power? Is this what we are supposed to think of the main male protagonist? WHAT EVEN IS THIS SHOW.

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Now I guess we're supposed to have some kinda feelings about Eric getting it on with his sister again cause she's seen the light or whatever the fuck. Snore.

Ok some like extra crazy fairy now. I am not amused by these fairies.

TARA AND JESS BE BEAUTIFUL VAMPIRE BFFS PLS

Beel you're HAAAH. <— that's a Loo-ziana person saying high.

Mr. Leaf made me watch some half hour True Blood special that was on before GOT and SPOILED ME ON SOME CRAP but my main takeaway was the one time Jason opened his mouth and he was AUSTRALIAN. He and Andy sounded so intelligent. IT WAS FUCKIN' WEIRD.

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Seriously I'm team cat but that puppy is ridic. adorbs.

Good thing they have that convenient pool for murdering vampahrs into around the sacred artifact they keep drinking.

Lol Sam and Pam meeting in the hallway. EVERYONE IS SUCKED INTO THE COMPOUND WHERE INTERESTING THINGS GO TO DIE.

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I AM THE CHOSEN ONE! LILITH CHOSE ME!

Aaaand he ate the fairy.

That's enough for tonight. I am dissatisfied with television.