How long do I get to complain to my friends about how sad and pathetic I feel post-breakup? 1 week? 2 weeks? An entire month perhaps!?
It's only been a few days and I feel like I've been bugging the shit out of my friends (and you guys) complaining about being bummed out.
On the plus side, my friend just told me that I get to have an entire month of justifiable junk food binging. I thought I would get a week, tops! Plus she OKed any heavy drinking I plan to engage in!