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We just got home from roller derby. One of my friends coaches the team and asked me when I'll be joining. Of course, that got me thinking up potential roller derby names.

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Tonight, I came up with (and lay claim to! just in case I do decide to play):

Polly Esther

Hellish Kitty

Annabelle Lecter

And of course, there was another which I thought was awesome and immediately forgot. Hopefully it'll come back to me.


Anyway, what's your roller derby name? What would you call yourself if you played?

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