Ok, I know we all wanna be marine biologists or authors or famous artists. But I also know that you have a weird fantasy job, somewhere in your heart of hearts. So what is it?
I have two:
For a long time, I've wanted to be a re-enactor. Not an actor, mind you, but a person who reenacts scenes for true crime shows. I don't know why this appeals to me so much but I think I'd be really good. I can be cheesy! I'm a good yeller!
The other job which I desperately want is nail polish namer for OPI. If you've not giggled in the store or salon over dumb OPI names, then you're missing out. I'm good at alliteration and coming up with terrible puns—I'd fit right in!
How about y'all? What's your weird dream job?