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When brainfarts are awesome

Today, Homey showed up at my office door, unannounced. He knocked, I turned around and didn’t recognize him immediately (it’s not like, you know, I’ve seen him pretty much every day for over half my life or anything). I think because it felt out of context? Anyway, I saw him and thought, Well, who’s this tall, handsome man visiting my office? Then I had the happy realization, It’s my husband!!

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This happened once when I was at the mall, too. Only, I saw myself in a mirror and didn’t realize it was a mirror. When I saw myself, I thought, She looks fun and nice and cute! Then I realized, it was meeee! I look fun and nice and cute! (At least, according to me. :D)

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