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When I named my parents' cat Zora Neale Hurston, I didn't think that I'd have the pleasure of hearing my mom say, "Hold on, Zap. ZORA NEALE HURSTON. GET OUT OF MY PURSE. YOU CANNOT HAVE GUM." She love mint gum and steals it from my mom's purse! She also fake sprays even though she is female - a trait that she picked up from out male cat that died.


Sorry to her namesake that she is such a weirdo.

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