Remember my horrible ex-roommate's even more terrible boyfriend?
I had a dream I wanted to get back at them so I needed to steal a certain thing that would ruin their lives. (Can't remember what.) so in order to distract the guy, I seduced him and LET HIM GO DOWN ON ME.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I'm laughing now but I'm still super grossed out.