Because, okay. I'm not going to rap anything or sky write, or release pink and blue balloons or anything like that, but I want to announce that I am pregnant MAINLY so I can announce that I am NAUSEOUS AS A MOTHERFUCKER, so I can bitch about that. YOU GUYS. I WASN'T GOING TO SAY ANYTHING, BUT THERE ARE LITERALLY NOT ENOUGH OUTLETS FOR ME TO PROJECT MY DESPAIR THROUGH!

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh.

On another note—I am super pumped and I was excited to share with you guys, but right now Tiny Little Baby (TLB) is making my life pretty miserable...