I'm hyperventilating.

ETA: OK I DON'T HAVE THE WIT TO DO A FUNNY FUCK IT FRIDAY POST LIKE BURT, BUT GOD DAMN FUCK THIS WEEK. FUCK THE WEATHER GOING FROM HUMID AND GROSS TO FREEZING SO I NEVER KNOW HOW TO DRESS MY CHILDREN. FUCK MY OVERDUE BILLS AND PAPERWORK. FUCK CLIENTS WHO AREN'T HOME WHEN I KNOCK ON THE DOOR. AND FUCK MY FUCKING ASSHOLE FATHER FOR BEING A JUDGMENTAL, PUNITIVE PRICK.

PHEW, THAT FELT BETTER! GO!!