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Brooklyn too expensive to live in anymore? West Philadelphia! It's a city bonded by sandwiches. And what could be more Brooklyn than neighborhoods filled with families who have been there for generations slowly being priced out by hipster douches!


But you families can always go out further, into the upper 50s and 60s. Sure. Until the hipsters take your home there too. They are like mold. Hipster mold. Watch out kids, jerks wearing monocles and riding fixies will soon haunt your dreams.


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