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Where it sounds like all my conference calls take place

Dear individual failing to manage your mute button,

If I was actually at either of these places, I would not mind, but since I'm in my office and I need to actually hear people, your super cool phone effects are just annoying and awful.


As compensation for your rudeness, you should purchase me plane tickets to either of these places. That or booze.

With a chip on my shoulder,


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