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Dear individual failing to manage your mute button,

If I was actually at either of these places, I would not mind, but since I'm in my office and I need to actually hear people, your super cool phone effects are just annoying and awful.

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As compensation for your rudeness, you should purchase me plane tickets to either of these places. That or booze.

With a chip on my shoulder,

Korben

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