(Much like my cough is killing me, but this made me feel so much better!)
Of course, I got:
You're strong, sarcastic, and the rogue member of your group of friends. You enjoy having time to yourself, but truly value your family and friends. You have the best, driest, deadpan insults that hit people in the face like a ninja-kick to the dome.
Damn straight I'm Raphael!
Who are you?