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I'm running a rollerskating birthday party at a super-busy roller rink by myself today. Mr GV is down with a cold and is bummed he can't go. Even when sick he makes me laugh:

Him: I'm sorry I can't go tomorrow.

Me: That's ok. I'm sorry you're sick.

Him: I was actually thinking about getting up on skates, too.

Me: *blink* *blink*

Him: I have insurance now!

My mother recently moved to town, but she isn't reliable for anything that isn't related to her and what she needs, so she hasn't called me back. At least it's only 6 girls and one of the moms might hang out.


It will be fun, but I will be wiped the fuck out.


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