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*Whiniest voice ever*

You gu-hi-hi-hies. I’m so sick. I’m tired but I don’t want to take a nap because I want to sleep tonight. I’ve got phlegm in my chest and snotty nose and upset tummy. And I can’t call in tomorrow because there’s a shit ton of stuff my classes need to do. Pooooor meee!!! And this is the 4th time I’ve been sick this fall/winter. I’m so ready to be healthy again! This has been “Pity me” with your friendly neighborhood HoneyHeart.


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