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White Saviorist holiday song gets a mini makeover!

Now, instead of the atrocious line "thank god it's them instead of youuuuuuuuu," it's "tonight we're reaching out and touching youuuuuuuu."

Does this make it even more white savior-y? I think it does. It's very "now we're helping you! Look at how excellent we are, and praise us for our help!"

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DON'T WORRY AFRICA*, BONO IS COMING TO SAVE YOU ALL.

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*I don't think Bono actually knows that Africa is a continent with many countries. Like, I actually don't.

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