...for hiring all the hot pharmacists at my local CVS? Every. Single. One. Even the "ugly" one is darn good-lookin'. It makes me want an illness that I need to take a pill to treat, for the rest of my life. But not, like, a gross illness. Something average, like high cholesterol. Or thyroid-related. I could do thyroid meds if it meant interacting with the PharmaHotties(tm) on the regular.

I really want to hug the lady who hired them. Because I know it's a lady.

Also, what school did these guys go to? Because I might want to get a job in that neighborhood.

I swear, I'm not a stalker. I've just been single for a really, really....really long time.