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I KNOW I DO.

Come post funny stories, jokes, gifs, whatever.

I found this today and laughed like an idiot for a good while. Those damn dino costumes will never stop being funny to me!

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Also, the other day, I woke up laughing because I remembered a student a few years ago who “had a heart attack” which...

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but was back at school the next day (like I said, Mindy Kaling headshake) to tell me that the doctor said that the student’s heart attack had been caused by my unwillingness to accept a late assignment from the student. Y’all. This person was NOT JOKING. They really thought I’d be like, OMG, my late work policy gave you a heart attack? Let me attend to that right now! Like, the doctor looked at their EKG and was like, Well, right away, I can tell you’ve got a mean professor...

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I can’t y’all!

That happened many years ago but, for some reason, it popped into my brain why I was sleeping the other day.

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Anyway, what do you all have? Let’s find some light in all this darkness. <3

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