My second hostel-related post of the night. Here is the scene - my friend and I are out on the hostel balcony, and she is smoking up with some men out there. I just witnessed this actual conversation:

Stoned dude (to my friend): You're high so let's fuck!!!

My friend: ?????????????

Needless to say, my friend is currently in the bunk bed below me and she is definitely not fucking that guy