Here’s your chance! I just hope you don’t mind teaching, grading, conferencing, serving on graduate students’ thesis committees, etc. for free. I mean, all you out there with advanced degrees are independently wealthy already, right? No need to pay off school loans or anything... :D I mean, it’s not like we deserve to get paid anyway, lololololFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.