ETA 2: Don't poke the bear, LogicFail, DON'T POKE THE BEAR LOGICFAIL.
Okay, what the fuck did I even just read? Maybe the sleep deprivation and insomnia are causing the reading version of a "word salad"? I'm going to try to get some sleep now. I have to wake up in a couple hours for yoga class.
In which someone compares an attempt to counter the very standardized whitewashing that occurs in Hollywood to changing the breed of dog in a movie. Oh there's also the part where apparently Quvenzhané Wallis is Will Smith's daughter. Please God, please let this just be some epic level satire that has gone completely over my head.
Only two days into the new year, and I am exasperated by the stupid.