Not in NOLA for Carnival? Why? I went on down to the Audubon Zoo and they all ax for you!

Anyway, go to The Times-Picayune's nola.com for the live stream and you can watch Hello My Lover tomorrow night as she rampages through the Quarter and the Marigny with Krewe du Vieux, and yours truly will be rolling 2/12/15 with Krewe of Muses, and both of these parades are the shit.

I swear if you tune in tomorrow night you will not regret it! NSFW