Patty melts, anyone? Because I’m about to make allllllllllllllllllllll the patty melts.. and go to bed.

Some old ass aunt is shit FACED.. after three drinks.

A reminder: Naltrexone Works. (Even when you try to break it.) My tolerance, previously listed at “Your liver ain’t shit ‘til it’s tried to challenge mine” is now “wommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmp.”

Win?