So in my sickness today I accidentally liked my "I think I'm sick" post on Facebook, which subsequently posted it to my wall. I did not realize this occurred.

Until I called Prince Fluffybutt and was like "I'm sick, you should bring me soup" and he (jokingly and sweetly) was all "Why don't you ask your JEZEBEL friends to bring you soup?!"

Bahaha MY SECRET IDENTITY HAS BEEN REVEALED YOU GUYZ.

I feel like I'm Clark Kent and I took of my glasses and everyone is all "ZOMG YOU'RE SUPERMAN."

Edit: SO WHERE'S MY DAMN SOUP GUISE?!