I SLICED ABOUT 5 HALF INCH SLICES OF EGGPLANT, FRIED THEM IN BACON FAT, THEN DUMPED SALSA AND TOMATO PASTE AND A BIT OF WATER OVER THEM, AND STEWED THE LOT UNTIL IT WAS ALL SLUDGY AND TOMATOEY. AND THEN I ET IT ALL AN DIDN'T SHARE!!!!!!!