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why can't I ever think up a scam like this?

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Remember this asswipe? She and her family announced that they wouldn't serve pizza at a hypothetical gay wedding, then closed up shop, citing "internet threats"?


A GoFundMe campaign was started to support them - and it's cleared $840k!


If I go all publicly anti-LBGT, do you think I can get thousands of suckers to pay for my retirement? 'Cause the way things are looking right now as far as my finances are concerned, I'll do it in a minute.

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