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Why can't there be an alcohol delivery service?!

We already have drive-through liquor here — why not take the natural next step? Guys, I want a beer so badly but I'm already in sweatpants and the liquor store would be a 15 minute walking round trip. I refuse to drive because it's so close, but it's just far enough to feel vaguely inconvenient. In summary: 1) WHINE WHINE WHINE; 2) I would tip so well for a front porch booze delivery service. Get on it, capitalism.

UPDATE: I got off my butt and purchased Deschutes Jubelale. Yum!

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