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Why do I keep arguing with people on the internet? It doesn’t enrich my life. It doesn’t make me happy or offer me relief.

Why do I wait until the last minute to go to the bathroom?

Why do I pass out in front of a movie almost instantly, but am able to binge watch a show for a million hours?


Why do I keep trying to maintain a relationship with a chronically unreliable friend? I don’t care much about her. Historically I have a very low tolerance for this shit really.

Why do I want to eat so much cheese right now?

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