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Why do I feel so bleh?

Is this punishment for not giving kids candy yesterday (local Candlemas tradition apparently)? but I was all out of candy anyway!

Or maybe it's punishment for going out and partying hard and having sex on saturday? Usually punishment for that takes the form of a UTI which then fucks with my sleep and this is liberally doled out already.

Since nobody else is feeling bleh in my office it probably wasn't the homemade cake a co-worker brought this morning. Other than the cake I have consumed thus far some bread with cheese and butter and tomato, large amounts of herbal tea.


Now I have to go and get lunch. I hope it won't disagree with me.

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