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Why do I watch garbage tv?

I would probably never watch this boring lame show on the Food Network where Guy Fieri and Rachael Ray coach kids in cooking if I were sober (emphasis on the probably). The worst part so far in the literally 10 minutes I have been viewing this has to be the stupid parents watching and commenting on this rubbish in a separate room.

Just kidding, this entire show is making me want to stab my eyes out!

Gross, Guy just said "delicate little taco" I feel like I need to take a shower.


What are you intoxicated Jezzies hate watching during the wee hours of this Christmas Eve?

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