I hate dudes some times. I don't know if I've told you guys this but when I was in college, I met a guy who played football. He was cute, he was nice; I thought he was my friend. This motherfucker pretended to be friends with me for THREE YEARS before moving in on me. We had sex a couple of times and when I insinuated that I wanted more (since, you know, we'd been friends for 3 years), he disappeared. He didn't want to be friends. He didn't want to date. I was "just good for fucking", according to him.

Now, 5 years later, this jerkface asshole is trying to friend me on Facebook. WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK???

Does he think I don't remember? Does he think he's going to weasel his way back into my vagina? The balls on this cockmonkey to think I would respond positively to a friend request.

MEN: STOP DOING THIS. If it didn't end well, leave us the hell alone.

I invite this particular stupid piece of shit to go kick rocks and then:


ETA: I'm not saying a damn thing to him. I'm just gonna deny his friend request and then block him. Fuck him.