They have a bunch of weight/exercise programs at the university where I work. If you sign up for the research programs, you get free food, support groups and free gym access.

So I signed up and was told I was too fat to join. There's apparently a maximum BMI and I'm over it. I'm a size 22/24.

Now I'm sitting here sobbing. What is the point of weight loss programs if you don't let the actual fat people in?

I just want to eat everything in some sort of self-destructive rage. I am never going to get out of this monster fat suit.