Why do people email me at fucking midnight the night before and expect that a) I will get their email, and b) I will rearrange my entire morning in order to accommodate their request?

I hate having a work cell phone. It means that I am on the job literally 24/7. I get emails on the weekend, during the evening, even in the middle of the night and I’m expected to respond to them? Fuck that. Just because you’re a workaholic doesn’t mean I have to be.

Can my email signature just be this gif please?