Me, on the way to lunch, to two students who are frequent hallway wanderers: What are you ladies doing?

Girl One: Getting lady supplies.

Girl Two: Yeah, Ms. Jinx, tampies, tampers, plugs, corks, that stuff that makes the bleeding stop.

Me:

Girl One: Actually, they're pads.

Me:

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But I'm totally going to call them tampies from now on.

Just 4 more days.