Me, on the way to lunch, to two students who are frequent hallway wanderers: What are you ladies doing?

Girl One: Getting lady supplies.

Girl Two: Yeah, Ms. Jinx, tampies, tampers, plugs, corks, that stuff that makes the bleeding stop.


Girl One: Actually, they're pads.



But I'm totally going to call them tampies from now on.

Just 4 more days.