Me, on the way to lunch, to two students who are frequent hallway wanderers: What are you ladies doing?
Girl One: Getting lady supplies.
Girl Two: Yeah, Ms. Jinx, tampies, tampers, plugs, corks, that stuff that makes the bleeding stop.
Girl One: Actually, they're pads.
But I'm totally going to call them tampies from now on.
Just 4 more days.