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1. Realtors, what part of "I have a dog" do you fail to understand? Sending me listings of rentals that allow only cats is useless.

2. Landlord, why are you forcing me to make a renewal decision 60 days before my lease is up? Rental listings in this city don't come out until 30 days ahead of time.

3. While I'm on that subject, why the fuck do people wait until only a month ahead of time to list apartments? It's like, let's make a stressful situation MORE stressful by putting a time crunch on it. Great idea.


4. No, mother, I will not get an apartment that is way more than I can affford because YOU think it's where I should be living. I am 32 goddamned years old.

/end rant

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