I am just lonely as f$%k (so pathetic, yet so true). I have tried meetup, craigslist, omegle/chatroulette. I just want somebody to talk to and I officially demand someone create an okcupid but for friendships. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK UNIVERSE?

People could make awesome, witty profiles (and alternately, lame shitty ones but that's beside the point!) You could put up funny, cool pictures of yourself. Plus, the whole self-description thing may allow for people to become friends on something a little deeper then just working at the same place or having a class together.

Blehh, the loneliezzz are killing me tonight y'all :(