A New series in which I ask the esteemed Kinja community why.

First of all I look at him and I’m worried that I’ve caught chlamydia.

And then he’s awful, but he works so much and people keep giving him money to do things. Why?

And then I think about the fact that he works and Teyonah Parris doesn’t and I’m like... WHY????!?!?!?!?!?