So, what I need to know is if this is a thing and if not, why not. I have a weird pain in my thumb that may or may not be related to some surgery I had a couple of years ago that I don't want to make an appointment with the specialist just so he can tell me I'm getting old. I already know I am getting old, I don't need to pay somebody money to tell me that.

What I want is a website that says "Where does it hurt?" and I can click on "My Right Hand". Then the site will show a picture of a hand and I can click on the spot that hurts. Answer a couple more questions and the site will tell me, "Um, you are getting old" or "You should get that looked at (a) someday, (b) in the next few weeks, (c) ASAP."