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Wild Speculation: Breakfast

Let's play round of wild speculation! I like imagining the boring daily lives of famous people, because they probably are just as boring on a day to day basis as everyone else.

Pick a minor/character actor (because they are more fun) and tell me what they had for breakfast today. Alternately, tell me what you think they'd order if you took them out to brunch. Does not matter one bit if you actually know of their actual dietary habits, this is the person in your mind's eye.

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I bet Judy Greer had a yogurt with fresh fruit, and a single poached egg. If we're talking brunch, add two mimosas.

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