Ahmergerrrd, the germs have struck. I have a really hideous cold - even with lempsip MAX STRENGTH capsules I feel like something someone would scrape off their shoe.

I look like shit, and feel not well enough to do anything, but not sick enough that I can basically sleep 22 out of 24 hours and not notice the hideousness.

I was meant to be going out tonight to see people! PEOPLE! That I know independently of Mr Kay Kay! SOCIAL EVENT YOU GUISE. I think I might cancel though, as I would basically spend the whole time blowing my nose and occasionally groaning.

Sad times. Sad times indeed. I wanted to go and buy some more cheap new look shoes today, and maybe a cheap jumper, but that's not going to happen now.

I know I can't be alone in this - so get well soon to everyone else suffering!

EDITED TO ADD: Am I the only one who finds the candy crush saga music incredibly hypnotic and therapeutic??