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Wish I was younger & more confident

There is the dreamiest man intensely reading a paperback a couple of tables over.

I'm too old & blind to see what the book is, so I'm going to imagine it's Ayn Rand to kill my lady boner/regret.


ETA: so I looked up and smiled, which is a vast improvement over my decades-old technique of staring down and spilling something on myself or other person. He did smile back, but he was several tables over and the only way to start a conversation was to negotiate a crowded space like I was accepting a TV award at the Golden Globes. (See spilling technique)

Pretty sure he was half my age.

ETA2: I'm pretty sure I've never used the word "dreamy" to describe a person, even ironically, but it somehow seemed to fit.

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