This is what I want to see on the last episode of SNL before Christmas. Have Kate McKinnon dressed as Hillary singing with a choir of drag queens with Whoville hair wearing the dresses Melania and Ivanka wore to the Inauguration.
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You’re a moron Donnie Trump
You simply are a dunce
You take healthcare from the sickest and food from babies lips, Donnie Trump
And then take yet another of your golf trips
You’re a dimwit Donnie Trump
That toupee, it ate your brain!
Your staff is incoherent and your cabinet’s sneaking off, Donnie Trump
Even Jared and Ivanka want to serve you a cocktail Molotov!
You’re a slimeball Donnie Trump
That stench, we know it’s real
As you wander through the White House, gases flowing from your rump, Donnie Trump
You’re grosser than the crusty spooge at the bottom of your tiny penis pump!
You’re a dummy Donnie Trump.
The world sits back aghast
Kim Jong Un thinks you’re a dotard, to Putin you’re mere scruff, Donnie Trump
The three words that best describe you are as follows and I quote, “Piss. Poor. Fluff.”
You’re a grifter, Donnie Trump
Your con’s come to an end
Robert Mueller has your number and you must give up the ghost, Donnie Trump
All the prisons are competing to be your next host!
You’re a punchline Donnie Trump
We all know you’re a hack
It’s clear you’re doomed to history’s footnotes, and we can only hope, Donnie Trump
That you leave us quick without one last grope!