This is what I want to see on the last episode of SNL before Christmas. Have Kate McKinnon dressed as Hillary singing with a choir of drag queens with Whoville hair wearing the dresses Melania and Ivanka wore to the Inauguration.
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You’re a moron Donnie Trump
You simply are a dunce
You take healthcare from the sickest and food from babies lips, Donnie Trump
And then take yet another of your golf trips
dimwit Donnie Trump
it ate your brain!
Your staff is
incoherent and your cabinet’s sneaking off, Donnie Trump
and Ivanka want to serve you a cocktail Molotov!
You’re a slimeball Donnie Trump
we know it’s real
wander through the White House, gases flowing from your rump, Donnie Trump
grosser than the crusty spooge at the bottom of your tiny penis pump!
You’re a dummy Donnie Trump.
sits back aghast
Kim Jong Un
thinks you’re a dotard, to Putin you’re mere scruff, Donnie Trump
words that best describe you are as follows and I quote, “Piss. Poor. Fluff.”
You’re a grifter, Donnie Trump
come to an end
Mueller has your number and you must give up the ghost, Donnie Trump
prisons are competing to be your next host!
You’re a punchline Donnie Trump
We all know you’re a hack
you’re doomed to history’s footnotes, and we can only hope, Donnie Trump
That you leave us quick without one last grope!