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My husband bought a new deodorant scent this time around, he had been using the body wash in this scent for awhile and we both liked it. BUT OMG the deodorant is THE SHIT! He smells like candy, I keep sniffing him AND IT ISN'T ON PURPOSE! His armpits smell like heaven. It is really strange. The sent isn't the normal man beauty/hygiene overly musky smell. It's this odd combination of candy store and "man".


I know that deodorant isn't edible, I know licking my husbands armpits would be disgusting but I totally had a dream last night where I did both and my dream self loved it...

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