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Things that have pockets vs. things that don't.

A long time ago I bought this lacy...idk what they're even called. It was meant to be like a maid outfit, but I ditched the 'apron' and 'hat' and it certainly didn't look like one otherwise. Today, while going through my things, I found the apron again. It has two tiny, functional pockets on it. So let's recap:

Frilly, long skirt that would not suffer whatsoever if a pocket was built into a seam: never, ever a single pocket
Tiny half-apron meant to be worn for sex and nothing else: TWO MOTHERFUCKING POCKETS


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