I was feeling kind of sad because I didn't get flowers from my bf like last year...but it turns out that 1-800-flowers is actually the worst! They cancelled the order, didn't notify him, and still charged his card!

I feel bad for him! It's not his fault and it's not like my day was ruined but he was thoughtful (he personalized the vase! Last year he got me one that had a Michael Scott quote on it) and it got turded on by the Valentine's Day Corporate Flower Delivery Complex (TM).

Anyways, the best (worst) part of this is that 1-800-Flowers twitter account is basically full of @ replies apologizing to people for fucking up orders.

But! I will be eating my weight in bread and butter tonight so whatever! The butter here is what really matters!