My bday was yesterday but my friends and I were going to celebrate tonight. Then Mother Nature was like, "Dinner? Drinks? Roller derby? No way! Have ONE MILLION TRILLION SNOWS INSTEAD!"

Now, I'm stuck at home while people outside crash their cars into one another because somehow, over the last 7 - 8 months, everyone forgot how to drive in snow.

Oh, well. At least I still have wine and cake.

Also, I motion that we start using "Ahoy" in lieu of "TW." Can I get a second?