So my office doesn't suck and actually cares about our safety! We have to get payroll processed and then we'll leave early before the snow gets too bad.
So I get to work and see the Geekboy calling, he left for work an hour before I did. He knows I get driving anxiety in bad weather so I figured he was checking on me. How Sweet!
Nope, he couldn't find his gloves and apparently he still believes I have an internal GPS on all objects in our house. Dude I can't even keep track of my own stuff, don't be doubling my inventory.