So, my office is in an old house. It's pretty run down because the high ups just don't give a shit. We can't even drink the tap water because it's contaminated. It's bad.

Right now I'm sitting in my office listening to a raccoon crawl through the walls. In another couple weeks we'll be able to hear her babies chirping and chasing each other in the copy room ceiling.

I try to not complain because there are definitely perks to working for this company (not monetary) but sometimes it really gets to me. This place can be an embarrassment, yo.