In one of those "Oh god, please don't let that be what it looks like" moments, I think I found a pube in the laptop I borrowed from work. Most of my colleagues are male oh, no don't think about who it might be NO! NO! NO! BAD BRAIN!
I'm posting this from my own personal laptop because our IT guys monitors websites we visit (though not in a judgy kind of way - people are actually pretty cool) - god don't! Stop! Stop thinking it might be his! AAAAAAH!